Time to be
Absurdly Lazy

For those moments where time is tough

Your life is about to get absurdly lazy… We’ve taken your “too much effort” list very seriously and now, we’re making things even easier.

Introducing the Absurdly Lazy range, with Pre-Stirred Sauce and Pre-Boiled Water to allow you to put down your kitchen utensils and pick up that pre-chilled bottle of wine.

We know that no-one has the time to be standing in the kitchen all evening chopping, boiling, stirring. So now you don’t have to. Click the products below to see where to find our brand new, unbelievable, incredibly convenient range.

Pre-Stirred Sauce

So you never have to lift a spoon

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Pre-Boiled Water

Skip the kettle. Live the dream.

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Are you ready for this level of convenience?

Available in all major supermarkets and, of course, convenience stores near you – probably.

Never lift a spoon again.

Never lift the heavy kettle.

Never struggle with a jar.

It’s time to streamline your kitchen experience. Why wait?

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